The Dozens!

After a PC speaker knocking sound...
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Excuse me, somebody's at the door.

It was your mom. I told her to come back later. But I wouldn't want that to get out in public. OK?

Claude on Claude

We can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown.
- Claude Bernard (1813 - 1878)

Claude's response: Well, maybe we can! So big deal!

Tastes change

You know, I just can't find fault with olives like I used to. But it was fun while it lasted!

Fact:

Life isn't all whiney women and song.

Did you watch the Super Bowl?

As far as I know I did. I like a Bowl that never is unbelievable. I heard that when a bowl gets given to a pipe smoker, the pipe smoker becomes very daffy.

Would you say Enterprise killed the Star Trek franchise?

I'm pretty sure I would. Of course, it's all relative, you know. Ilike a maniac who always makes stupid remarks about glasses. However,glasses are perfectly questionable.